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Jimjilbarf
Yo.. I'm looking for a spot to park my field brothel. I got all these washed up hoes and no place for them to work. Yall have any old bombed out embassies I might be able to use for awhile?

Nation: Pyeongtaek
Ruler: Jimjilbarf
Alliance: CSN, Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations
Request: Embassy and Diplodork mask please.
Freelancer
Welcome sir, I hear from Goose your doubleentertaining to say the least, Once NR arrives, I'm sure we can accommodate the CSN with a secure chamber for your antics. BTW I left you another gift tongue.gif
Jimjilbarf
QUOTE (Freelancer @ Jul 24 2008, 01:00 AM) *
Welcome sir, I hear from Goose your doubleentertaining to say the least, Once NR arrives, I'm sure we can accommodate the CSN with a secure chamber for your antics. BTW I left you another gift tongue.gif


heh I was going to respond, but I'm at 60 percent warn and probably pushing it with that thread alone. One of these days Imma gonna get me a proxy, a sock, and a fist full of nimp.org urls and pay those dastardly CN mods a visit!

Glad to be here, and as a present I present you all with the up coming lvl 10 fighter for CN:

Freelancer
Ohh Big Brother quick, please prepare Room 101 for this man asap tongue.gif

I hear you met a friend of mine a few months back, sad to say I wish I would have known the grave situation he created, I would have come back sooner to remedy that before it even started.
Jimjilbarf
Errr.. who is this friend of yours?
Freelancer
QUOTE (Jimjilbarf @ Jul 24 2008, 12:16 AM) *
Errr.. who is this friend of yours?


He was a religious man, that should give you all the clues you need.
Jimjilbarf
Ahhh yeah.. the huge NONE fiasco that got the TRR drawn into the mix.. To bad that. he is a fun guy. Hopefully he comes back. I really did try my best to get him and his friends out of trouble but he blew a fuse and gunked the negotiations up.
Freelancer
QUOTE (Jimjilbarf @ Jul 24 2008, 12:26 AM) *
Ahhh yeah.. the huge NONE fiasco that got the TRR drawn into the mix.. To bad that. he is a fun guy. Hopefully he comes back. I really did try my best to get him and his friends out of trouble but he blew a fuse and gunked the negotiations up.


I heard, however I'm back and I'm patient blowing up my Church was not a smart move for a certian few and when there time comes, I will be there asking for there heads to be placed on my Mantle..
Jimjilbarf
This won't end well for some as it shouldn't. Those that have transgressed against you and your friend deserve only the mercy that comes with the silence of death after a long painful session being shoved into a wood chipper.
Freelancer
QUOTE (Jimjilbarf @ Jul 24 2008, 12:38 AM) *
This won't end well for some as it shouldn't. Those that have transgressed against you and your friend deserve only the mercy that comes with the silence of death after a long painful session being shoved into a wood chipper.


It's not about me, it's about doing the right thing, and obviously some didn't know how to do that, like everything or everyone in CN sooner or later that buss comes along and theres no stopping it, hopefully when it does I'm in the car behind it.
Alleykat
People should know better than to mess with the church.
New Reverie
hmmm, deciding how to go about this. On the one hand your embassy application was filed improperly, on the other the proles could use some 'entertainment' as currently the novel writing machines in pornosec are in need of repair. I think some more pictures of airplanes combined with less meaty women are in order before i can 'erect' a tent to house your circus of an embassy.
Jimjilbarf
Well it is a mobile field brothel. I'm ok with merely parking it behind a baptist church. An embassy is sort of redundant anyway isn't it? If you are in need of diplomatic solutions from the CSN get in the back of the line at the Squeals on Wheels and you'll get your turn.
New Reverie
You still may want to fill out the camping permit. Although we'd be happy to put you to work in a joy camp. I'm sure you won't be missed. And if you are, we'll be sure to include your friends and family.

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