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Now accepting applications for the official Ingsoc Shadow Government. We are the true movers and shakers of Ingsoc and as is such our decisions are always doubleplus full of epic lulz.


Minister of Porn: August
Minister of Debauchery:
Minister of Sports Gambling:
Minister of Finger Painting:
Minister of Nudie Bars: Firestorm.

VILLAGE IDIOT: HYPER>> LOLOLOLOLOLOL AHAHAHAHAH

The position of big brother in the shadow government really is filled by the Big Burrito. This person must be completely lacking in any motivation. Should you feel completely unmotivated, like porn, have a gambling problem, drink to much, and enjoy finger painting during your regular stays in the local psych ward, and regularly gets thrown out of nudie bars this position is definitely for you.

Following the Big Brother is the Party Pimp. For this you just have to have an appreciation for pimpin' your ho's. Simple aight?

Step right up.. I'm nominating myself for the Minister of Nudie Bars.





(disclaimer.. Shadow government is for epic lulz, not for the purpose of launching the lamest coup in history. Should you want to launch a coup attempt you are advised to join Androlfmeda and give it a whirl there.)
Hyper
Hmm yes

It seems they have stripped my powers!!!
August Heimmsmeyer
Hey hey! Ingsoc's gonna get a pornosec! YEAH
Firestorm
Yep.. August is pornsec now.
michaelboy88
I call the position of the Minister of the Party Pimp all in favor say aye.
Rudolf Belka
How about minister for distribution of narcotics?
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President Barack Obama, under growing criticism for not seeking to end the ban on openly gay men and women in the military, is extending benefits to same-sex partners of federal employees. Obama plans to announce his decision on Wednesday in the Oval Office, a White House official said Tuesday. The official spoke on the condition of anonymity because the president hadn't yet signed the presidential memorandum.
The official said Obama would release more details on Wednesday.
The decision is a political nod to a reliably Democratic voting bloc that in recent weeks has grown frustrated with the White House's slow movement on their priorities.
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Several powerful gay fundraisers withdrew their support from a June 25 Democratic National Committee event where Vice President Joe Biden is expected to speak. Their exit came in response to a June 12 Justice Department brief that defended the Defense of Marriage Act, a prime target for gay and lesbian criticism. Justice lawyers argued that the law allowed states to reject marriages performed in other states or countries that defy their own standards.
The legal arguments -- including citing incest and sex with minors -- sparked rebellion among gay and lesbian activists who had been largely biting their tongues since Obama won election. They had objected to the Rev. Rick Warren's invitation to participate in the inauguration despite his support for repealing gay marriage in California.
Their January protest won the invitation of Episcopal Bishop V. Gene Robinson, whose consecration as the first openly gay bishop divided and almost split his denomination.
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Gays and lesbians later fretted as the White House declined to intervene in the cases of enlisted military members facing courts martial for defying the Clinton-era ''don't ask, don't tell'' policies. White House officials say they want Congress to repeal the policy as part of a ''lasting and durable'' solution, instead of intervening on individual cases.
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''The president agreed that ... the policy wasn't working for our national interests, that he committed to change that policy, that he's working with the secretary of defense and the joint chiefs on making that happen,'' White House spokesman Robert Gibbs said last month.
In the meantime, the administration has tried to make small, quiet moves to extend benefits to gays and lesbians. The State Department has promised to give partners of gay and lesbian diplomats many benefits, such as diplomatic passports and language training.
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But without a specific change in the Federal Employees' Health Benefits Program, Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton's promises left out financial benefits such as pensions. Obama's move could make that shift.
Gay and lesbian activists had expected Obama to take action some time in June, which is gay pride month.
John Berry, the highest-ranking gay official in the administration and the de facto human resources chief for the administration, told a gay rally last weekend that Obama planned to take action on benefits soon.
Berry, who heads the Office of Personnel and Management, has repeatedly told reporters that he expected the White House to turn to legislation to give domestic partners access to federal health and retirement plans.
But Obama so far has sent only one piece of legislation to the Hill -- a pay-as-you-go measure that is part of his wooing of fiscally conservative Democrats.
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Instead, Obama will use his signature instead of legislation to achieve the benefits parity sought by same-sex couples.



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